Sitrep: Somewhere in Central Arizona

Ahh, Prescott, Arizona! A lovely little town that masks a lot of its right-wing conservatism with a charming old downtown and street named “Whiskey Row.”

The only problem: you have to drive through a place called Prescott Valley.

The sixteen-mile drive from Highway 17 to Prescott presents a dirge of strip malls and truck drivers who take the time to place vinyl stickers on the back window of their camper shells saying, “Democrats are the real problem with American.”

At least the fascist veteran, according to his license plate, took the time to make sure the decal was colored red, white, and blue. What a patriot!